Horoscopes:  Issue 34

Editor’s note: Indy horoscopes are for entertainment purpose only and are written by students on the Independent staff. No professional astrologist contributed.

 Aries March 21 -
April 19:  You will be blessed with a large sum of money this month.  Be sure to use it wisely.  You will be able to use this to succeed in a long-                                             term goal for your life, so make the most of the gifts you are given.

Taurus April 20 -
May 20:  Spoil yourself this month.  Take some time out of your day to take a long bath, or whip up a sweet treat for a midnight snack.  Life always                                   feels better in the presence of luxury.

Gemini May 21 -
June 20:  You may be afraid of taking chances this month, but fear not!  Risks don’t always end in failure, and this may be the start of something                                                    very exciting.  Fear only makes us more able to deal with life in the                                                 end.

Cancer June 21 -
July 22:  You may have a tendency to fall down this month, so be very careful while running on treadmills!  You will be embarrassed, but it will put                                                   you in a good mood for the rest of the day.  Learn to laugh at yourself!

Leo July 23 -
August 22:  Don’t be too frustrated if your car breaks down this month.                                                            It’s getting warmer outside, and biking or walking could brighten your                                                      mood and make you feel healthy.

Virgo August 23 -
September 22:  Your sarcasm may have a biting undertone this month.  Make sure you’re not too bitter to the people around you.  Everyone has a different sense of humor, and you never know what others are going through.

Libra September 23 -
October 22:  You may need to initiate conversations with people this                                                                   month.  You will feel much more effervescent than the                                                                 people around you, so to make sure you’re not bored, think of                                                        some conversation starters and push people to talk more.

Scorpio October 23 -
November 21:  Books will be very prevalent in your life this month.  There’s nothing more relaxing than losing yourself in the plot of a mystery or romance novel, and you may learn something along the way.

Sagittarius November 22 -
December 21:  With so many things going on in your life this month, you will have to learn to prioritize.  Do the most important things first, and leave the fun stuff for the end.  Time management is something you’ll need to know for the rest of your life.

Capricorn December 22 -
January 19:  Take advantage of other generations in your life.  You can learn wondrous things from those who have lived longer than you, and you can bring more joy to your life by watching youngsters.

Aquarius January 20 -
February 18:  If life feels like it’s going by too fast, it may be time for you to take a break.  Do anything you can to try to slow down, like watching a movie or doing some yoga.  It will feel like a breath of fresh air.

Pisces February 19 -
March 20:  Someone close to you will challenge your gentle personality this month.  Be bold and don’t get discouraged!  If you need to step up and respond, you may learn something about yourself that you didn’t know before.

The Independent News Magazine  Indy on The Street: Issue 34

Question:  You know you go to Fort Lewis College when…

By Ali Bryson and Emily Griffin

John Mehl—Anthropology—Lawrence, KS

A:  When you have an enlightening conversation with a stranger every day.

Cameron Beamer—Anthropology—San Diego, CA

A: When you’re surrounded by mountains all the time!

Dan Christian—Business—Centennial, CO

A:  When people think it’s okay to wear bathrobes to class.

Adam Betancourt—Business Administration—Avendale, AZ

A:  When you almost run over deer on your way to school.

Brenna Brown—History—Ignacio, CO

A:  When people are barefoot in class!

Tina Zuñíga—Undeclared—Los Lunes, NM

A:  When there’s a jam session everywhere you look.

Melisa Smith—International Business—Durango, CO

A:  When you study more for trivia night at the bar than you do for your tests.

Susannah Granitto—Spanish—Lakewood, CO

A:  When someone’s slacklining barefoot in the middle of winter.

Ane Icardo—English—Irún, Spain

A:  When the snow goes up to my knee!

Melanie Weber—Conservation Biology—Manitou Springs, CO

A:  When you’re excited about a compost motor coming to campus.

Hari Baumbach—Art: Graphic Design—Serra da Cantareira, Sao Paulo, Brazil

A:  When people get crazy about snowstorms.

Tazeus Steyskal—Environmental Studies—Woodland Park, CO

A:  When you trade bacteria colonies with your friends (while making Kombucha).

Andrew Stuntz—Engineering—Lake City, CO

A:  When you wear Chaco’s during a snowstorm.

Connor Hirsch—Sociology—Telluride, CO

A:  When you walk down the street and see half of your friends every night.

Alysha Carmien—Sociology—Fort Collins, CO

A:  When a regular daily conversation involves discussing the tree people.

The Independent News Magazine: Issue 34


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